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[punchedhitler]

[ooc: No, he's not aware it's up! Second video is only up until about 2 minutes 30 seconds before the feed cuts out. The second especially contains spoilers for Captain America: The First Avenger!]

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1/3 AT FIRST HE WAS LIKE

[orangetoughguy]

BUT THEN HE WAS ALL

[orangetoughguy]

NOW HE DONE SPEECHLESS IDK BRO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT

[orangetoughguy]

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

[punchedhitler]

Is this thing on?

[orangetoughguy]

Uh, hi. Find any real work yet?

[stopbleepingme.livejournal.com]

Oi, look out for Hitler! [ Giggle. ] Think your device's got it in for you--

[ Oh. The second video's playing, now. Tone: -3 playful and +15 somber. ]

Steve, your device, it's. I'm sorry, I didn't realize...

A couple of hours later

[punchedhitler]

Hitler?

[There's a pause and he's like where, behind me? What?]

Wait, what's on my device?

[stopbleepingme.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, precious. If it wasn't fairly distressing, Donna would giggle at that, too. ]

The video function, sometimes it-- it's a curse. It can broadcast citizens' memories. You've got a couple up. You-- I didn't know.

1/2

[punchedhitler]

My device broadcast my memories?

[Hold up just a sec here.]

[punchedhitler]

[After watching....]

Oh.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Oh... oh, Steve. I do apologize.

[punchedhitler]

That I had to punch Hitler over 200 times?

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

No, the other. I... everyone can see it.

...who's Hitler? And why did you punch him 200 times?

[punchedhitler]

I know I just thou-

You don't know who Hitler is?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Those skirts could have been shorter.

[punchedhitler]

Those skirts were plenty short.

[Too short. Stop looking, Raphael B|]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Not nearly enough for my taste but my staff had miniskirts so I suppose I'm biased. But I figure propaganda like that must have worked well.

[punchedhitler]

I guess it worked well enough. They sold lots of bonds.

[unweighty.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't like to intrude too much, so she doesn't watch the entire thing. Tunes it out, looks away until it's over.]

What an attractive song and dance to go with the attractive outfit. It's stuck in my head now- [and she begins to hum]

[punchedhitler]

Yes, it does that.

[unweighty.livejournal.com]

If I asked nice and sweet, could you perform it again?

[punchedhitler]

I didn't actually sing it.

[team_sociopath]

...So.

Hi.

[punchedhitler]

Hi.

[team_sociopath]

How's things?