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[punchedhitler]

Well.

I went out today to see if I could help with the fact that there's no sun, and I saw this man making lightning and cutting himself, and he was terrorizing the entrance to the underground, so I told him to cut it out. He cut himself and tried to hit me with lightning, but I blocked it, and after I managed to get him somewhere safe where he couldn't hurt anyone else, I noticed that my shield feels right again!

So I guess it just had to be hit by lightning. But the fact that it feels normal makes me a whole lot calmer about this whole thing.

[Pause]

But really, try to use these powers for good, okay? Especially if you have to something terrible to make them work.

Comments

[punchedhitler]

I had asthma. I was a pretty weak kid.

[orangetoughguy]

I didn't know that. Shit you'd never know now.

[punchedhitler]

The military really shapes you up.

[orangetoughguy]

I'd buy that.

[punchedhitler]

You and Mr. White, you're okay, right?

[orangetoughguy]

We're fine. Roughed up but it ain't a thing we can't handle.

[punchedhitler]

I thought so.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't gotta bring no bandaids over.

[punchedhitler]

You wouldn't want me to, you'd end up looking like a mummy.

[orangetoughguy]

Man I wasn't that banged up.

[punchedhitler]

I'm just terrible at bandaging people up. I always go overboard.