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[punchedhitler]

Okay, can you sit sti-

[Pause]

That's definitely not sitting still. You're supposed to be a surp-

[There's a yip, and then the video turns on. A liver-colored nose is pressed against the screen, sniffing, and when it backs up she's looking t the camera, and then at Steve, who reaches down]

You sure don't know the meaning of the word, do you?

[click! The camera shuts off.]

Comments

[charring]

[Charlie's using Audio today, because she's goofy and still in her pajamas which really don't consist of much.] That has to be the prettiest dog I've ever seen.

[punchedhitler]

Happy New Year, Charlie.

[yip!]

I found her.

[charring]

Good find. [A pause.] Is this the kind of 'found' where you led her home with a piece of bacon behind your back?

[boutant]

She's adorable.

[punchedhitler]

Thanks, Ariadne. She can't sit still.

[Yip!]

[boutant]

[ She laughs. ]

I think most dogs are like that. Does she have a name yet, or are you letting whoever she's a surprise for name her?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Okay, so maybe someone slept in, but he's hoping that's just going to be ignored as he stumbles out of the bedroom in search of coffee.

And pause. Dog. There's a dog. And Steve. ] Uh -. [ Bear with him, he's still suffering from the sleep coma. ] Did one of our friends get turned into a dog? Is it curse day?

[punchedhitler]

Darn-

[Steve wanted it to be a surprise but...oh well. She wags her tail and trots over to Bucky, snuffling. Snuffle. Steve grins]

Nope. She's for you.

[yourbestguysgun]

Um.

[ No. Still slow, not quite getting it, but he does lean down a little to let her smell him. ] Come again?

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

A dog will do as the master's temper commands it and yours is... El, but you talk and talk, agitated.

[punchedhitler]

It's not mine.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

You're its... attendant?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

New pet, Steve?

[punchedhitler]

It belongs to Bucky.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Your friend? Nice.

[likeboudica.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a very pretty dog.

[punchedhitler]

I thought so, too.

[likeboudica.livejournal.com]

Does it have a name yet?

[warmachine]

Not quite the stealthiest dog I've ever seen, but 's sure a pretty one.

[punchedhitler]

Well, as long as Bucky likes it then I'm golden.

[warmachine]

[ ... Captain America is getting Sgt. Barnes a dog and Rhodey is here to witness it. This place is crazy. ]

I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[ironmanic.livejournal.com]

It... has your eyes?

[What does he say about things that are kind of cute and maybe charming in a weird not robotic and functional sense.]

[punchedhitler]

What?

[ironmanic.livejournal.com]

The- thing. Your animal.

[Tony = MASTER OF AFFECTION TOWARD LIVING CREATURES]

I've heard on some talk show - Oprah, probably - that pets look a lot like their owners.

[warmachine]

It's not his baby, Tony.