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[punchedhitler]

[There's a sudden release of tension from Steve's shoulders, because Howard's opinion is something he holds highly]

You won't tell anyone, right?

[latenightfondue]

No one's gonna be hearing it from me, Cap, you've got my word on that.

[punchedhitler]

[He puts his arm around Howard, then, friendly.]

You don't know what this means to me.

[latenightfondue]

[ The idea of being anything but okay with this is a strange concept to him, and he hugs Steve sideways, awkward and manly, and he doesn't care. ]

You worry too much. But if you guys wanna keep it a secret, you might need to have a chat with Barney.

[punchedhitler]

What did Bucky say?

[Steve looks a little confused.]

[latenightfondue]

It ain't what he said so much as how he goes about saying things.

[ He looks at him, wonders how serious a thing it is. ]

Guy never stops talking about you, buddy, and he's always so possessive.

[ He even admitted that he thought Howard was going to somehow replace him, but as a man of secret insecurities, he holds that part in. ]

[punchedhitler]

He thinks-

He's protected me his whole life. He doesn't know how to stop.

[latenightfondue]

I get that, pal.

[ Except that he really doesn't, never having had a close friend never mind one with a friendship like the two of them have. It's foreign to him, which is why he's fascinated by it, envies it in a way. ]

But if he thinks you're even remotely under threat, the guy don't know how to stop himself.

[punchedhitler]

You can't tell him you know.

[Steve puts his head in his hands. Why are there so many lies?]

[latenightfondue]

He's not gonna be pleased in finding out I know, huh?

[ The hints he put out there over the last while were enough to determine that from. ]

[punchedhitler]

No, he's really not.

[A small sigh]

It's nothing against you. Or even...it's complicated, Howard.

[latenightfondue]

[ He hates seeing Steve upset, it's stupid and he shouldn't be so attached, but he awkwardly places a hand on his arm anyway. ]

Bucky ain't gonna hear it from me, not if that's how you want it.

[punchedhitler]

I need to figure that out.

[He kind of laughs]

I hope you're better at secrets than I am.

[latenightfondue]

You kidding me, Cap? I'm a Stark, and if there's one thing we learn from an early age it's how to put on a good show.

[ But he feels bad for him. ]

Y'really do need to work on that whole lying thing, pal, it ain't getting any better.

[punchedhitler]

I don't think I should get better at it.

[latenightfondue]

Best not, you've got that good guy thing to maintain.

[punchedhitler]

I guess I do.

[latenightfondue]

This been playing on your mind since I got here?

[punchedhitler]

[there's a cautious silence, then]

Yeah, it has. Sort of.

[latenightfondue]

[ It hurts a little to realise this, but it's no surprise. ]

You thought I'd report you? Tell the world what Cap likes to do in his spare time?

[punchedhitler]

[Steve feels guilty, now]

It's illegal, Howard. I didn't know if you would think I was-

[Perverted. Sick.]

[latenightfondue]

[ He laughs. He doesn't mean to, but he does, and it's almost as if he hears the words. ]

You do know who I am, right? I ain't exactly one for following the traditional rules or whatever.

[ He leans in closer, lowers his voice. ]

And if y'get drunk enough? It's funny how you'll try anything once. Twice. Well, okay, it might've been three times, but it ain't like I make a habit outta it.

[punchedhitler]

[Steve looks over, a little sheepish]

I didn't know that.

[latenightfondue]

Few do, my friend, and it ain't like I go around shouting about it.

Tell you what, how I see it? The world's gonna grow sooner or later, and this stuff's not gonna matter much one way or the other. Being here's proved that.

[punchedhitler]

[He pauses because he's not about to ask Howard for sex advice.

First off it might kill him.

And then Bucky might kill Howard.]

People say it's okay, now. I just don't know if people are ready for Captain America to be in love with his best friend.