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[punchedhitler]

Well.

I went out today to see if I could help with the fact that there's no sun, and I saw this man making lightning and cutting himself, and he was terrorizing the entrance to the underground, so I told him to cut it out. He cut himself and tried to hit me with lightning, but I blocked it, and after I managed to get him somewhere safe where he couldn't hurt anyone else, I noticed that my shield feels right again!

So I guess it just had to be hit by lightning. But the fact that it feels normal makes me a whole lot calmer about this whole thing.

[Pause]

But really, try to use these powers for good, okay? Especially if you have to something terrible to make them work.

Comments

[punchedhitler]

Are you cursed?

[orangetoughguy]

Well kind of. Yeah. I kinda like to think I got it during a solar flare you know?

[punchedhitler]

I didn't think that solar flares could give anyone powers?

[orangetoughguy]

When you wanna pretend you're gonna have powers for the rest of your life they do.

[punchedhitler]

You're a pretty good guy without powers, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah? Thanks... [This compliment, how take do?!?] They cleared at the hospital real quick, no damages huh?

[punchedhitler]

They gave me a rabies shot just in case, and patched me up, but I heal pretty fast. I'm all right now.

[orangetoughguy]

Real good to know. Thanks for helpin' out too.

[punchedhitler]

Anytime. It was good to get up and out.

[orangetoughguy]

That's the last time I go fuckin' camping, I always knew it was a bad idea.

[punchedhitler]

No one ever counts on the wolverine, right?

[orangetoughguy]

[It's still kinda funny to Freddy, Cap.]

Well I don't blame'em.

[punchedhitler]

You know I've never really been camping. When I was a kid, I was too sick. When I got better, there just wasn't any time to do it like you hear about on the radio.

[orangetoughguy]

Why were you sick?

[punchedhitler]

I had asthma. I was a pretty weak kid.

[orangetoughguy]

I didn't know that. Shit you'd never know now.

[punchedhitler]

The military really shapes you up.

[orangetoughguy]

I'd buy that.

[punchedhitler]

You and Mr. White, you're okay, right?

[orangetoughguy]

We're fine. Roughed up but it ain't a thing we can't handle.

[punchedhitler]

I thought so.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't gotta bring no bandaids over.

[punchedhitler]

You wouldn't want me to, you'd end up looking like a mummy.

[orangetoughguy]

Man I wasn't that banged up.

[punchedhitler]

I'm just terrible at bandaging people up. I always go overboard.